Will Pay for Speaker Pelosi’s Trip

The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
Speaker of the House of Representatives
Washington, D.C. 20515

Dear Madam Speaker:

It has been brought to‘s attention that your trip to Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan has been postponed by President Trump due to the ongoing government shutdown. In the spirit of teamwork, we’d like to offer some assistance.

We’d be pleased to underwrite your trip, with our only caveat being that we also book a member of the Republican party leadership (perhaps Senate Majority Leader McConnell is available?) in the seat next to you, so that we can encourage a bipartisan solution to this most unfortunate situation.

Our call center agents are all stateside Americans (Bless the USA!). We promise to make “flying commercial” your go-to in the future. Though an economy ticket is what’s in the budget, when you buy your flights on, the search experience is easy, streamlined and allows you to compare economy, business, and first class fares side by side in case you want that upgrade. It would be an honor to take extra special care of you, Madam Speaker, and Leader McConnell.

Warm regards,

The Team


  1. She needs to stay here and take responsibility for our safety at the border, not fly out of the country. I won’t fly with you. You haveà no regard for Americans’ safety. She has work to do here not traveling the globe.

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